Peanut Butter fact or fiction?

You may be scoffing at this post title but think about it...
1.does peanut butter taste like peanuts? NO! it does not and anyone who has eaten peanuts would know that
2.Peanut butter was invented by Ben Luins a evil character on the popular show LOST and so anyone who is smart enough to watch lost would know that peanut butter is truly a dharma experiment meant to destroy people allergic to the mysterious substance
3. Ben also plans to destroy all the rats who resemble him by making this substance tempting to rats and then killing them in traps

that is all