The Olymipcs

I love the Olympics. There is nothing i like better then watching other people bust their butts as i sit comfortably on my couch with some high calorie snacks. But in all seriousness, the idea of everyone putting aside their diffrences and coming together for a little while to celebrate the things we have in common is great. BTW micheal phelps is a beast

KEEP NERDFIGHING
SORRY FOR NOT BLOGGING AS OFTEN
ALICE

Facebook!

SQUEE!! i have a facebook : http://www.new.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172062702#/profile.php?id=1441684390
sorry laura! I will try to keep on blogging often, but i expect that the length/rate of blogs will go down...sorry (again)I got a cavity filled which was eww and i also got murie's birthday gift!
KEEP NERDFIGHTING
KEEP BEING AWESOME
ALICE

The Blog Awards! 2008!

Vote vote vote! if you want a category added tell me in ze comments

In which murie gets high on her razor

Recently, while looking through my older posts, i noticed that someone had posted a comment! After doing my happy dance, i viewed the post and was shocked at what i found:
"i got a new blade for my razor that 'gently exfoiliates and my legs are insanely smooth so i am flippping outtttttt hahahaha"-murie. Now no one appreciates the joy of freshly shaved legs better than i but sweet Moses, it seems as if our dear friend murie is becoming addicted to shaving her legs. we need to help her to get over this addiction before she shaves her legs off. STAY STRONG MURIE! WE SUPPORT YOU!

KEEP NERDFIGHTING
KEEP EACH OTHER, SAFE, KEEP FAITH\
GOOD NIGHT/AFTERNOON/DAY
ALICE

PotterCast live, 25 reasons why it was totally jokes

1.John
2.Frak
3.Melissa (Sue was not there :( )
4.I had an entire conversation with Frak
5. I told him an idea for Canon Cunclundroms that i had
6.He put it in his fancy iphone!
7.The whomping willow
8.The mudboods
9. The Remus lupins
10. I danced!
11. I played (and won) guess that book!
12. i met bree
13. i ment sam! (who is a girl)
14. they called me team potter, after my wrockin' shirt
15. they dressed up as hp characters for the breaking dawn reasece
16. Frak's clues in the dueling game
17. I got to quiz Frak on friends trivia
18. Alex Carpenter had a shirt saying "Twilight must me stopped" LMFO!
19. according to hime " Miley Cyrus is to actual music as Twilight is to actual litriture" BURN!
20. My new pottercast shirt
21 . My Hp alliance poster
22. My PotterCast Pelligreno Pin (say that 5 times fast)
23. Melissa has met JO, which means that i have met someone who has met JK freakin' Rowling !!
24. i got to thank melissa for introducing me to Dr. Horrible
25.I got to see pottercast! LIVE!

KEEP NERDFIGHTING
KEEP EACH OTHER SAFE... KEEP FAITH...GOOD NIGHT/EVENING.DAY/MORNING
ALICE

1. today is my birthday
2. saw mamma mia and was dorky w/murie
3. the trailer! yay! it is awesome!
4. Dr. Horrible's sing along blog is AWESOME!!!
5.Jack's gift to me was to start blogging again *YAY*

KEEP NERDFIGHTING
KEEP BLOGGING JACK!

ALICE

Last night i saw the dark knight (fantastic by the way) and i was thinking, maybe the reason that America is so obsessed with super heroes is that we need to be saved. And that got me thinking about myself, that my addictive personality (i rarely ever just like something) and my obsession in tv and books is mostly because i with my life were more exciting, and when i read or watch i don't have to think about my life, because i am so involved in someone else's. I am distracted from my own problems by ones that i know I'll be solved by the end of the book or episode. I want to start living my life, not someone else's. Sometimes the two merge, for example, for my birthday my mom is taking me to pittsburg to see a live pottercast with wizard rock. It is my experience in my life but i can also indulge in other people's lives. Of courcs maybe i am over analyzing my self, maybe they are just really good books/shows. but the real issue right now is what i am going to eat for lunch.

KEEP NERDFIGHTING
KEEP EATING LUNCH
love,
ALICE

home sweet home!

I am home! I got in last night around midnight, the first thing i did (other then collapse on the couch) i got on the computer and bought some of the new moaning myrtles album (AWESOME BTW) and lots of bad 90's pop. For family talent night my cousins and i coreographed a dance to britney spear's (you drive me) crazy. Now i have heard all of these 90's bands and am addicted. If you want to see the dance my sister has a video, i have to warn you though, we are all in 90's outfits with tons of make up on. To be honest i dont really know what to say about my trip, cas there is so much that happened,so i guess this is goodbye for today!
KEEP NERDFIGHTING
Keep being absoulutly fantastic!
ALICE

!

sigh! i really want to go home, i love love love it here but now most everyone else is gone and i have nothing to do,
please please call me! 1 (585) 7378422
things i have done this week:
walked on the beach in my undies
swam in all my cloathes
listened to a ton of 90's music
choreographed an dance to britney spear's (you drive me) crazy

KEEP NERDFIGHTING
KEEP BEING FREIKING AWESOme
watch buffy for me (omg!!! murie/laura call me!!!!!)
Alice

In which alice has a nervous breakdown over fictional character

Hey ya'll! I am in atlanta, georgia at my cousin's house, i have been watching buffy religiously so those of you who watch it (laura, murie) please explain the soul thing to everyone else, because i dont have the patience to explain it. I'll wait.... ok, so i am freaking over evil angel and his evil ways and so i call laura and murie to assure me that everything turns out ok, apperently it does, but i dont know when he gets his soul back so i guess i will have to deal with all of the heartbreaking heartbreak. I leave tomorrow around 7 (freaking) am for the beach, i probly wont be able to get a signal there so this will most likely be my last post for a while. Laura gave me a "geez, it is fictional" pep talk, while murie assured me that angel wouldnt have his own series if he was evil. Also, how freaking cute are Oz and Willow together? i shall answer you: fantasticaly cute. Speaking of cute,Atlanta has the cutes little shops, tons of boutiques and cafes. I got myself a huge copy of vanity fair to read on the way there so i should remain resnobly sane. You guys should be falattered, most everything i have talked about here has been you, i suppose that it is getting annoying for them.

KEEP NERDFIGHTING
CALL ME
LOTS OF LOVE
ALICE
p.s. i am wearing my nerdfighter/buswona shirt!

clue

i cant hold in my anger anymore...Why is she always such a (as a certain type of tree would say) "B-I-T-C-H"??? gah! i want to slap her. Repeatedly.

In which Alice cant think of a good title for her blog

I came across this news story while... never mind http://www.zwire.com/site/news.cfm?newsid=19829931&BRD=2259&PAG=461&dept_id=455154&rfi=6
this guy proposed to his girlfriend in Scranton cas they are big fans of the office, when i get engaged or whatever he needs to watch the office and preferably be adorably jealous when i go all giggly at John Krasinski. On friday morning (at the ungody hour of 4 FREAKING! am) i am leaving for florida, if you need to reach me, my mom's cell is... 1-585-737-8422 . Also we had a Zach sighting, i was babysitting and he was mowing the lawn...wearing a neon orange shirt...ew, points off for neon anything, long ish hair, points off. Also, i want murie to post about "the news" because i think it would be funnier if she gloated about it herself on her blog.
KEEP NERDFIGHTING
KEEP BEING THE COOLEST PEOPLE EVER
dftba
(don't forget to be awesome)
ALICE

The 4th of July

I love the 4th of july, other than Christmas it is my favorite holiday. I got up and sewed beau a patriotic bow tie. I also made "goey chocolate coffee brownie cake" that was really the name of the brownies which were amazing. I made some frapachinos which were delish and went outside to work on my pottercast bow. Coco and elena came over, the 4th is elena's 16th birthday. we hung out, i changed into my blue dress with a red necklace to be patriotic. We went to meridian center and were disappointed because it had like four rides and everything was pricy. We sat under a tree and discussed buswona, apparently coco has told all of her friends about it. We came back home and talked outside. It was really nice because coco, Elena and i rarely hang out. We were joined by Liz, my parents and the dogs. And that is why i love the 4th, friends and family can celebrate summer, our nation and each other. Coco looked through my i-pod and remarked how i was turning into her. Juli and Halia came over and more crazyness commenced. We all went over to the page's and had dinner, sang along to mika and trashy music. The fireworks were amazing, like millions of diamonds shot into the air.
KEEP NERDFIGHTING
DFTBA
Alice

oh frak, how i adore thee

I recently stumbled upon pottercast host Frak's blog, intrestingly enough he is very religious which i didnt expect, he is an amazing artist and i found a post that would make murie happy http://frakfraco.blogspot.com/2008/04/which-witch.html

Oh.My.God augest 3

I was grocery shopping with my mother last night, (btw i noticed that only collage age guys shop at 9:00 at night, it is really awkward going into the toiletry area and being the only girl) I was enjoying a fab episode of PotterCast when they announced their summer tour with the whomping willow,the remus lupins. and guess where they are stopping? PITTSBURG!!! that is only four hours away! I did my happy dance in the parking lot and got odd looks but who cares because i am going to see pottercast for my birthday!!!! SQUEEEEE!!!!!

KEEP NERDFIGHTING
DFTBA
LOTS OF LOVE,
ALICE!

woot

God really does listen to me. The cast of Arrested Development are going into Pre-production to create a full length movie. This has to be the best thing ever. Ever.

Oh dear god.

so so so so so so frekin tired on so may levels.
1. physically, lots of biking and running after small children
2. mentally , if i have to scream "thats what she said" in my head after a seemingly innocent remark ("i thought it would be really hard, but it was easy")
3. physically, the small children's parents did not have a lot fo food in the house, watching other people eat chicken noodle soup and show me which "shreck" character they got is not fun, especially when it has been four hours since you ate.
4. mentally: let me show you a convo (sc stands for small child)
sc 1 : *random chatter*
sc 2 : be quiet sc 1 !!
sc 1 : *keeps talking*
(sc 2's face becomes read and she nocks down her stick house)
sc 2 : JUST BE QUIET SC 2, LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!!
sc 1: how did my talking make you break your house?
sc 2: SHUT UP, I CANT CONCENTRATE WHEN PEOPLE ARE TALKING! (kicks sc 1)
(random screaming and fighting continues)
Alice: sc 1 , let go of her, sc 2 , when you get upset it makes him do it more, if you ignore him he will stop it
(both become quiet)
Sc 1: *makes quiet animal noise*
Sc 2. STOP IT!!! (NOCKS DOWN HIS HOUSE) YOU RUIN EVERYTHING, BE QUIET NOW!.......ECT!!
(alice contemplates taping their mouth's shut)


now imagine that happening at least six times with elevating amounts of violence and screaming, with little sleep and over eight hours of child care. the result? my sanity and temper are gone

KEEP NERDFIGHTING,
KEEP PRAYING FOR THE RETURN OF MY SANITY
DFTBA
ALICE!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A bad poem

Oh murie how i adore thee
you filled me with glee
when you flashed my tree

You should continue watching LOST
cas that show is totally boss
your head i will deforst

Brotherhood 2.0 is super jokes
and nerdfighters are awesome blokes
did you know john green smokes?*

*i don't think he does but not much rhymes with "jokes"

KEEP NERDFIGHTING
DFTBA
ALICE

p.s. for the next 2 days i will be away from 8:00 to around 4:30 so dont freak out and think out that i have been kidnapped

Murie's post

Murie flashed my tree.
that is all.
KEEP NERDFIGHING
DFTBA
ALICE

Alice's first 'R' rated post

So i finished Prep, and it was good (at least not nauseating)until senior year (the book is divided in to Lee's years of high school) She becomes...involved with a complete jack-ass. He comes into her room and...well i won't poison you're minds with the explicitness. needless to say this was not what i had expected from this book. I feel so weird. and not in a good way. i dont think i would have minded as much if he knew her, if he loved her back and cared about her. But he didnt, she was just another notch on the bedpost. And it made me realize two things, 1. the scenes in twilight are like a Disney movie compared to this, 2. i appreciate Edward much more now, that he cares
KEEP NERDFIGHTING AND HAVING SELF RESPECT
DFTBA
ALICE

Prep, summer reading and my cross country scooter trip

I satayed up until 12:30 am reading prep last night, its not that the book is action packed but it is addictive. The book is about Lee Fiora who goes to a prestigious bording school called Ault. Its not exactly what i expected it to be "shy girl is bullyied and homesick while hot guy is looking at other girl" Curtis Sittenfeld captures adolescence, the awkwardness, being on the fringe of things and watching other people be happy. I am really enjoying it and it is part of my personal summer reading list...
(not in any particular order)
1.prep
2.to kill a mockingbird
3. the hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy
4. catch-22
5. looking for Alaska
6. an abundance of kathrines
I own all of these except looking for alaska and an abundance of kathrines *cough* *cough* Laura! this is for you, what are the titles of the fictional books that you are finctionally famous for fictionaly writing. yes that is confusing, let me explain
"My cross country scooter trip" by alice wilder
" what do you mean i look like a throw pillow" by alice wilder

KEEP NERDFIGHING
DFTBA
ALSO BLOG MORE OFTEN (please??)!!!
ALICE

Summer

This post comes to you in four parts (can you tell that i have been watching b2.0 all day?)
1. I have noticed that it dosent really feel like summer, even after burning homework and sleeping until 12:30pm i find myself bored. The good thing about school is that you see your friends everyday and spend more time together, but during the summer you sort of just sit there alone and wish that someone your age lived near you. My sister's friends are around everyday and they go off to get their nails done and go swimming. And i cant walk across town to all of you're houses and then be like "so... yeah can we hang out?" that is why i kind of dont adore summer as much as i used to.

2. the moaning myrtle's new album is coming out soon and i cant wait. I i may have already memorized the two songs that are on their myspace. I love "transparent" because it expresses how the fandom has changed me, given me more confidence and pride in who i am "because of wizard rock i dont feel transparent anymore" Even though i am alone at my computer when i listening to videos, podcasts and music or read hp news i know that i am not alone and that sounds really corny but i guess you have to be me to understand.

3. my mother... GAHHHHHHHHH

4. do you notice how if you around someone enough you pick up their mannerisms, like laura saying "gah!!" or you are listening to the same bands as ritti and becoming more upbeat after being around cindy. i also enjoy this question things and i think that if we all did it, it would be awesome (thats what she said) so... murie what is you're favorite microscopic organism and why?

KEEP NERDFIGHTING
DFTBA
ALICE

Exhaustion,Victoria's secret

Hey ladies and jack (who btw has not blogged in a long time)
So i am so exhausted after Megahaha's b-day party which was fun and very sexy, we stayed up for...a long time and then laura and Julia's chatter awoke me at the frikin' early hour of 6:00 Laura, this blog is inspired by you. So after we awoke, played bears and were insane we went to the mall. Nina insisted on going to Victoria's secret which is an underwear store. We tried to discourage her but allas, we went into the store, the models were striking poses and dressed like hookers. Megahana and i were collectively self aware. I also purchased amazing flip-flops from payless
I also got really pretty earings from Claire's and cream from Bath and Body Works
KEEP NERDFIGHTING
DFTBA
ALICE

In which Alice eats plastic, goes through trailer withdrol and is excited for the buswana party

Today i checked leaky hoping to find links to the half blood prince trailer but alas, the biggest news was the release of several HP action figures. And i want to scream at the pottervers that i dont give a black squrill about the awesome new doumbledore figure I WANT MY TRAILER!! *throws hissy fit* I am seriously starved for potter news and i am seriously starved for...food. We have nothing in my house
Blah
ALICE

Redicliously hungry

Tonight at dinner i ate as much (ORGANIC FARMER WHO KILLS HUMANELY) steak as i could, as fast as i could without choking to death. You see, i did not eat lunch today,so suddenly as i sat down at dinner i wanted to consume an entire cow by myself. I got very close to my goal! Any way, in lue of my reacent freak out over Vival La Vida, the tracks that are working are amazing and i love them but "Strawberry swing" is just the "if you love me, wont you let me go/roam" part of violet hill for the entire song and violet hill was on the cd which it shouldnt be and it wont let me delete the silly tracks AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
this is of course not ritti's fault, i am simply venting my anger at the stupidity of my computer *punches computer*
FRUSTRATEDLY YOURS,
ALICE

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

two things.....
1. this is my 50th post!!
2. I AM IN THIS VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agt9b5QX5ro
WATCH IT IN THE BEGINNING I AM THERE at like 00:2 in the pink shirt with my washington hat MY WASHINGTON HAT IS ON YOUTUBE!!!!!!!!!
*woot*

Shopping with the Wilders

Oh good god. My mother is insane. insane. as in like INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!! she is constantly complaining about her job to the point that during dinner we all eat quietly while she talks, i want to scream at her sometimes, no i want to scream at her all the time. So every time we go shopping my mother gets the exact same things, let me count vat she purchased...
7 boxes of zataran's mixes (red beans and rice, jamablia, wild rice)
4 jugs of juice that i refuse to drink
3 cartons of yogurt i shall never eat
1 package of oreos that will be gone within 48 hours
3 boxes of macaroni and cheese

notice what is missing? Oh thats right actual snack food
unforuntly i must go and eat dry flavorless chicken *gag*
Alice

Cupcakes (IN YOUR PANTS!!!!)

Yesterday after school endedi got on murie, ritti and peachy's bus (my mom had no idea) Ritti raped me, the bus driver was posibly preggers and i kicked jack with my nerdfighter shoes. When murie and i got off the bus we made cupcakes! Of course this resuted in much mess, sillyness and dispproval form the adults. We then found a recipe for buttercream frosting that required 8 cups of sugar. needless to say we cut the recipe in half. The icing was amazing, we decorated cupcakes and walked over to ritti's house and kidnapped her. We borught her to moo's house MURIE YOU CONTINUE THE STORY FROM THERE

KEEP NERDFIGHTING, BEING AWESOME AND ALL THAT SHIZNIT
ALICE

Hard choices (part 1)

This week had been a week or hard choices. Not for me neccisarily but i have been thinking ablotu them. What do you do when you are confronted with a decision where either way you lose. I have been watching 24 lately and in the show a deadly virus has been realeaced in a hotel. The long and short of it is that all the people in this hotel will die a very painful death. And once you'r nose starts to bleed (a sign you have the virus) what do you do? How would if feel to know that you are going to die and there is nothing you can do about it, you cant even call your family's because the situation is a secret? So CTU ( counter terrorism unit) offers people suicide pills if they dont want to die a long painful death, and when they make the option avaible to people, you hear screams, the sounds of humans losing hope. An old woman steps forward and takes a pill soon more and more people come up. And i start to think as i watch this 'what would i do?' the idea of swallowing a pill and knowing that you are going to die, could i bring myself to do that? And even though i know all of this is fictional it made me think: if i knew i was going to die and i knew that i could either be in pain for my last hours or take a pill and feel as if i am falling asleep which would i choose?
Thoughtfuly yours,
Alicce

ahem??!!

Shinamathing (3:24:53 PM): for no reason
PBJsfavgurls155 (3:25:21 PM): what the fuck?
Shinamathing (3:25:32 PM): idk
PBJsfavgurls155 (3:25:48 PM): where is alice?
Shinamathing (3:25:52 PM): idk
PBJsfavgurls155 (3:25:55 PM): ok
Shinamathing (3:25:57 PM): i was talking to her
Shinamathing (3:25:59 PM): earlier
Rittiville (3:26:10 PM): she tends to leave w/o telling any1
Shinamathing (3:26:13 PM): yeah
PBJsfavgurls155 (3:26:14 PM): ok

Ladies, i left to go bloggin

Oh Ritti, how i adore thee

Rittiville (4:20:22 PM): makes me feel special
Rittiville (4:20:25 PM): it's like
daisylady95 (4:20:30 PM): its the best damn music in the world
Rittiville (4:20:31 PM): nicee...
Rittiville (4:20:37 PM): what?
daisylady95 (4:20:43 PM): what make u feel special
Rittiville (4:21:41 PM): i mea
Rittiville (4:21:43 PM): your blog
Rittiville (4:21:43 PM): post
Rittiville (4:21:44 PM): about
Rittiville (4:21:46 PM): blogging
daisylady95 (4:21:51 PM): thnx
daisylady95 (4:23:20 PM): even the part about facebook rapists?
Rittiville (4:23:24 PM): hahaha
Rittiville (4:23:25 PM): yes

Rittiville (4:23:29 PM): i am actually 40 years old
Rittiville (4:23:31 PM): and
Rittiville (4:23:33 PM): i will rape you
Rittiville (4:23:39 PM): that's why i got a facebook
daisylady95 (4:23:42 PM): that made you feel warm and fuzzy (in all the right places)
daisylady95 (4:23:55 PM):
Rittiville (4:23:56 PM): lol

The Magic of blogging

As i added Peachy's blog to my blog list, i notice how much our little blog family has grown. I will go so far at to say that i dotn hate not having a facebook as much as i used to. Why? Essentially all of my friends have blogs so i can communicate with them, comment on their posts and when my mom hears the word "facebook" she thinks of a large mob of 40 year old creeps who want to rape moi, And when she hears "blog" she thinks "aww how innocent" yeah, obviously she has not read any of my friend's blogs. So anyway, i was the first to get a blog, my first one was called "penny lane" which i started on may 29 in 2007, my first blog was very detailed and moving "i have to go........more on me/my life later" I started this one...idk when but yeah, then it was just murie and i but on May 31 Laura created her blog, following on June 4th Ritti joined, Peachy and My Grandfather who dosent love me joined on the same day (june 12th). I really like this whole blogging thing, i feel more connected to all of you and i really like to be able to look back on what i was thinking about on one given day. SO EVERYONE HERE IS MY QUESTION: WHY DO YOU ENJOY BLOGGING?
KEEP BLOGGING, BEING THE COOLEST PEOPLE EVER AND NERDFIGHTING
Alice

In your pants *giggle*

Just a warning, i will do a normal blog but when appropriate (or rather inappropriate)i shall add IYP which means "in your pants" Ok here goes
I am uber excited because today is the last monday that we will actually have school day! (IYP). I am totally gong to fail the english final because i am really terrible at the grammar thinggy. Social studies is going to be a breeze, Ela will be 2 if ou dont count grammar (IYP). I am mainly worried about science cas' i cant remember anything that we learned (iyp) So while i am discussing failure...GYM our team (IYP)actually won but i had a very blond moment. I was playing clap games w/Talie (IYP) and suddenly i hear 'ALICE YOU IDIOT" coming from my very supporting friend ritti and i notice that the ball had been thrown at me (IYP) It didnt matter though because we won by like...alot. MURIE HERE IS YOUR QUESTION: IF YOU HAD TO KILL ONE OF THE MEMBER S OF DEATHCAB WHO WOULD IT BE???
Lots of love (IYP)
KEEP NERDFIGHTING (IYP)
Alice

Oh goodness

What have i got myself into? There are people moving in on my street and they have a son who is the 7th grade. So naturally my family assumes that i am madly in love with someone i have met for like 1.2 seconds. This was like a month ago and so today i am outside on the swing and this kid's mom and sister who are quite nice are taliking tome and i mention that my family is teasing me about ALLEGEDLY liking their son/brother and i thought i made it clear that i don't like him but i don't think they got it by teir "he is a good gy he never gets into trouble" oh god. Now they are going to go back and be all like "the girl down the street likes you" which i do not. So yeah..............I'm screwed
KEEP NERDFIGHTING
ALice

In my pants!

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire in my pants
The Living enviorment in my pants
An Abundance of Kathrines in my pants
Looking for alaska in my pants
When you are engulfed in flames in my pants
The Shack in my pants
The pillars of the earth in my pants
Love enshrined in my pants

Put your "in my pants" book titles in le' comments!
Alice

Accio Bodyguard

Wow. Just wow. Last night I went to Accio Bodyguard's summer tour. The band is Lauren from the moaning myrtles and Rochester's own Lena of the butter beer experience. It was amazing! I watch Lauren's video blogs and totally admire her. Lena is an amzing singer, she could have her own record deal. In fact as i type this i am listening to "accio bodyguard" and chair-moshing. If you want a taste of their music go here: http://www.myspace.com/acciobodyguard
My favorite songs were as follows (in no particular order):
1. Accio Bodyguard- makes me want to do my happy dance
2. On thestral wings- it made me cry. Yeah i cried in public while at a concert
3. The guacamole ucalae (yes i spelled it wrong..you know what i mean the little guitar)-so many 5ag inside jokes...this song was soo JOKES!!
4. Accio Hot guy- sort of Kristen Chenoweth-ish and really fun
5. Alone- A beautiful song that really captures Harry
6. Wrock Rocks- An uber nerdfighter song but i love it. A great awkward dancing song
7.Right Hand Girl- From the perspective of Bellatix, very bluesy
8. All i need is you- Hermione singing about ron leaving



Here are links to some of the songs:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=226018634
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=231320155
Guacamole Ukulele song-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uJ4WHnapU0

The third design

Flag design #2

Feeling unloved

If you have read my grandfather's blog and my daughter/friend murie's blog then you know that i am supremely unloved. They proceeded to profess their love for one another, while i sat in a corner talking to my imaginary friends who are not very chatty at the moment and are more pre-occupied with hanging out with murie's imaginary friends. Oh why oh why world??? why must my own grandfather and husband show a deep and passionate love for her daughter/wife????? On a happier note we are having a buswana reunion!! I expect it to be buswana-litious i will be posting flag designs, you may vote on your favorite if it makes you feel like you have a say. But you dont
KEEP NERDFIGHTING
you unloved and tyranical co-president
ALICE!! (MWAHAHAH)

pApEr PlAtE AwArDs

As the school year is nearing it end lunch time award season begins. The paper plates are given every year so that everyone gets two or three to proudly display to their friends and family. I stayed up uber late last night making an abundance of awards.Murie got the "fedora award for excellence in the field of fedoras" Ritti got the "point of no return" award for all of her passionate embraces.Laura got the "most photogenic award" Peachy got the "peachy-est cheeks award" and MegHANAH (lol) got the "hug a moose award" for excellence the field of moose hugging. I think that i would give our entire lunch table "most likely to produce an entire generation of gay babys"As for the evils of finals and the evils of my family and the evils of george bush and john mcain i shall quote the WOMBATS "everything is going wrong but we're so happy" ALSO I AM GOING TO SEE ACCIO BODYGARD TONIGHT W/MY FELLOW WROCKER JANE!!! I CANT WAIT IT WILL BE AHMAZING (OR UH-MAZING) not to gloat ritti sorry if i did........Alos murie What does our grandfather have up her sleeve?
KEEP WROCKING,BEING AWESOME AND NERDFIGHING
alice

Hello

Why hello blog ladies, i am here at school with murie.....more on this later

Our evil grade and Ms. Maybe-shes-a-man

Our grade is quite sadistic, but not as sadistic as the inquisitorial squad (the discipline committee) We are reguraly chided on manners and how loud and rude we are. We all collectivity disregard this. Today after a speech on how good we are being two boys come up for a "respectful announcement" if you have read murie and laura's blogs then you know who sexy mitch is and so i wont bother to explain. So they say "happy birthday sexy mitch" everyone laughs and claps and ms. msam is all like "that was inappropriate" but we keep on cheering and laughing. Oh goodness we are going to be KILLED next lunch.Also kella now has a blog. If you do not know who that is SHAME ON YOU and you are missing out from all the amazing-litious-ness. Also i am uber excited because jane and i are going to a concert tomorrow *woot*
KEEP NERDFIGHTIN'
alice

Less mad

I HATE HER

OK SO I HAVE TO....UNLOAD THE DISHWASHER, BURN A VIDEO ONTO A DISC, DECORATE THE HOUSE, BAKE A CAKE WHEN I CANT READ THE DIRECTIONS, PRACTICE MY MUSIC, STUDY FOR FINALS, WRITE A FREKIN' POEM ABOUT HOW MY ROOM IS LIKE A BOOK AND ABOUT 15 MILLION OTHER THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my stupid mother just HAD to be born right when i have a ten on the stress meter.

A clarafacation

"5. certain other reasons that i will not disclose on this blog because they concern certain people who read this blog"
Just to clarafiy the above sentence does not mean "i hate murie and want to kill her and eat her" I was annoyed with you for being all not-moving-over-ey however as i am now bringing my lunch the problem is solved. So Moo you can take that little side note off of your blog list.
That is all (sorry for bloging like 1500 times today.....)
CONTINUE ALL THE NERDFIGHTY-NESS
Alice

Washinton part 1

I think it is time i talk about the wonder that is washington DC since everyone else has and i feel left out :...( The night that we left i didnt know what to do with myself, it is very rare that the hilight of my day is at 10:30 o'clock, so there was lots of checking and re-checking all my baggage,restlesly wasting time on the internet and being genrly squirlly (as my dear father would say who i hope doesnt read this because i would be grounded and grilled into alice-burgers) ANYWAY we drove throught the thick rain and ran into tcms which o'course was a total zoo. I got through check in and made my way into the clostraphobia inducing gym. The LAMA hung out, sat on eachother's bags and were (not shockingly) hyper and perverted. We got on our bus (#1) a half an hour later then scheduled. Ritti and i sat together near laura, moo, kat, cindy, mohini,andrew (EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!),jack, zach and strawhair. exhaustion induced chatting comence. Jack fell asleep right away so naturally Ritti drew on his face with the ever ready eyeliner. We were awoken at 2 frekin' o'clock in the morning to go to the bathroom. As we shivered in line for the bathroom Ritti informed me that in the night i had taken her blanket and when she had taken it back i threw an fit. I remember none of this but i do know i awoke with 2 blankets so.... We waited in line for the ladies tinkledinckle HA HA room but when informed that the toilets would no longer flush (ewww) we ran into the little boys room. I ured Carlotta to pee like the wind, it was uber gross but less gross than me peeing my pants. PART 2...waking up, changing in the microspic bathroom and anything else i can remember of the first full day.
Farewell happy pandas!
KEEP NERDFIGHTING+BEING THE COOLEST PEOPLE EVER
Alice/Co-president (dictator) of Buswana

Another old post

People can be so gross. last night i was walking my dog Stella and noticed tons of trash by the catholic school. EWW. i ended up collecting it all and throwing it out. Stella got very interested in McDonald's bag and i have "mr.d"'s phone number apparently someone wants him to fax their homework. My school counselors gave me an anorexia talk when anyone who knows me knows that i eat (a lot!) Apparently everyone in the world thinks i have food issues (my aunt gave me the bulimia talk...don't even get me started on that!) In fact i just ate a brownie and a grilled cheese. news flash:some people are naturally skinny! *gasps in shock*

rant over
Posted by Alice

Past posts from a less Ah-Mazing me

Here is a post from my old blog "Penny Lane" Enjoy!


Today i walked home from school. Most of the snow has melted away and it was so beautiful. little birds were nestled in the bushes. I walked past our local catholic school and the kids were at recess. The adults paced around like prison guards,all the little boys were running around and being crazy (as boys that age should be) some girls in blue pleated skirts were hanging over the fence looking at me as i passed by. i wonder what they were they thinking. I imagine that i was a bad influence, walking down the street listing to Ben Folds as he cursed in my ears. I went to this school when i was really little and i when i saw some girls drawing in the chalky dirt reminded me of myself. ahh those were the days. making a town out of clay and dressing up as a diamond princess for Halloween. Back then the biggest problem in life was that my sister stole my Barbie's dress. As i look at these children i wonder who they are, who they will become.
Posted by Alice at 12:26 PM
Labels: home, spring, walkin

the offical LAMA soundtrack

1. No sex allowed (henry)
2.the rape song (henry)
3. bastarddinothefuckinghefelump
4.Andrew shaves his legs alot (and they are silky smooth)
5. the riders of Armageddon song
6.rise up Shepard (mostly alice and murie but still.....)
7. the banana song (jerely)
8. henry (is not a virgin)
10. all i ask of you (is to use finesse) laura and straw hair's theme song <3

Happieness is...Coldplay and my fellow bloggers

Hello ladies! murie how ah-mazing your blogs are! Dwight would be proud! So my tre' fab friend (and fellow blogger) ritti has made me her musical apprentice, when ever i need help finding good music she is all like BAM!!! coldplay, the fratellas i owe them all to her! so i had the opportunity to puchease 3 songs so naturally i contacted ritti, on her advice i bought La la La (the bird and the bee), Violet Hill (colplay), viva la vida (coldplay) and i also found the best free single since "suzie" (boy kill boy). It is called "lets dance to joy division" by the wombats (points for the unintentional hp reference). So yes, happiness is...
(in no particular order)
coldplay
the Fratillas
ritti's musical advice
murie's ridiculously funny posts
laughing like an idiot while walking to school/lisning to john talk about wizard porn on PotterCast
getting a kick-a** free single on i tunes
going to see Wrock on thursday *woot*

oh and btw murie the national podcast is POTTERCAST the co presidents decided
"daisylady95 (4:22:37 PM): did u see moo's blog
daisylady95 (4:22:39 PM): lol
Rittiville (4:23:05 PM): yeah
Rittiville (4:23:06 PM): lol
Rittiville (4:23:23 PM): it made me reminiscize
daisylady95 (4:23:26 PM): me 2
Rittiville (4:23:31 PM): whoa
Rittiville (4:23:35 PM): i spelled that wrong
daisylady95 (4:23:36 PM): althought the national podcat is POTTERCAST
Rittiville (4:23:39 PM): lol
daisylady95 (4:23:39 PM): i kno"

FYI "LOL" is buswana for "i whole heartedly agree pottercast kicks ALL KINDS OF A**"(like an a** buffet with like samples of a** from all over the world......eww) also, laura ASK HIM OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that i my question for you why wont you ask him out!!!???!!
that is all
KEEP NERDFIGHTING

The public market

Hey ladies! this morning i went to the public market! I love going their are so many different kinds of people and so many different stands. Places that sell candles and incense,jewelry, vegetables, flowers, cheap snacks and beautiful clothing. I went there with two things in mind: Jewelry and Insese. I found this bizzar little stand which had incense, different kinds of soaps and candles but also tons of knives. Like a TON, there must have been at least 40 different knives as long as my for-arm. I was a little uncomfortable going in but i ended up getting a really great deal! 12 sticks of insence for one dollar, so i am now the proud owner of 11 sticks of insence (i just burned one). We also wandered into this realy cute clothing store, there was tones of cool boheman dresses and blouses none of witch fit me (or so i thought) I fond this ah-mazing dress. it is white and aqya, the top part is aqua with little wite buttons, there is a little lace before the skirt. The skirt is white with little blue flowers and i L-O-V-E it. Alas i did not buy any jewerly but we did taste genuine olive oil at the cheese store and i had my first empanada. I have been to jose and maria's empanada stop before but i usualy get just beans and rice. Tonight my mother is hosting a dinner party w/ peeps from my church who went on one of her katrina trips so tonight should be a n ah-mazing time (note my sarcasam) So Ritti, chear me up by answering my queston: If you could eat dinner with one person living or dead who would you eat with, what would you eat, what would you talk about and WHY??
KEEP NERDFIGHTIN'!!
Alice

LAMA

According to my poll all 3 people who read my blog would like me to expalin lama.
The first meeting was insticated by yours truley. we went to the little to see JUNO *woot* and then chillaxed at spot coffee. We swore alot and were preverted *giggle* I suggested we meet once a month and so LAMA was born. Lama is laura,amrita,murie,and alice, It was murie who suggested the name LAMA and every moth since we have met and watche a movie. We have seen the Phantom of the Opera, The Sting and will see Indiana Jones. Amrita what ws your favourite Lama meeting

SPOILER ALERT DO NOT READ LAURA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Last night it was hot. so hot that i couldnt sleep. so i picked up Gone With the Wind and began to read. I was around 780 pages in at the time so i read around 150 pages that night. I finished the book (in tears) at 12:28 am as thunder and lighting fought in the backround. Here is one of my top 10 lists...
Top Ten Characters fav characters
1. Rhett Butler- cynicle, snarky, mysterious and tragic
2. Scarlett O'Herra- although some kneighsaysers *cough* laura *cough* might find her annoying think she is inspiring. She started her own succesful buisness, raised three children, was married and cause scandels all at the same time.
3. Melinie- Melly is so sweet, she never stops beiliving in scarlett and defends her no matter what, Melly is a loyal wife and good mother.
4. Gerald o'herra- he reminds me of my grandfather, a pround southerner, a stubborn man, with a short temper and a mischeious personality
5. Wade- he is such a sweet child and i pity him. imagine living with 3 diffrent fathers as your mother dosent give a crap about you!

So murie what are your top 5 scenes from Gone With the Wind?
KEEP NERD FIGHTING
Alice

Feelin' hot hot hot

Its hot out, if you haven't noticed which you probably did if you have turned on the tv or opened the newspaper or walked outside or talked to anyone. I was planning of sitting up in the tree house, writing and studying for finals but i don't think i could do so without shriveling up in the heat like my homework in fire. It is simply too hot to work. Hey could this be studying for engish? I am typing in full sententences, i wrote "too" with 2 o's and did not capitalize english. Also while swimming this afternoon (yes i said swimming) I knew that since the ph of the pool were 7.4 (moderate) Today was uber stressful, i had to quit typing this blog for like 20 minutes while my father took an hilary clinton aproach (not quiting looking for jobs out of state). attention to LAMA, i have an idea, we each ask someone a question that they have to answer in their blog...so laura...what is your favourite disney movie and why?? cant wait to get your answer!
KEEP NERDFIGHTING
Alice

Status messages dont lie

If you know my screenname (which if you are reading this you probly do my status message is "having a nervous breakdown" here are the top five reasons why
1.finals
2mucho late homework
3. babysitting a little girl who throws hissy-fits and calls her mother to complain about me (and sings a "alice is leaving YAY" song when i leave)
4.finals
5. certain other reasons that i will not disclose on this blog because they concern certain people who read this blog

Seriously you have no idea how stressed out i am. when i get home from school i usually bury my head in my pillow and pretend i don't have 100 million things to do like study for finals, not fail all my classes, finish a 960 page book and not thow up from all the stress. I do have an escape though, i go up in the tree house with my ipod and notepad and work on my novella (yes novella it is longer than a short story but shorter than a novel) Most of the characters are based off of people i know...laura, if you are reading this you are one of these characers (not a major one but still) Amy is based off of my cousin Amel and Jane. i am serioulsy feeling sick so i think i need to de- stress (watch the office)

Indiana Jones and the meeting of the three bloggers

My dear friends and fellow blogger Laura and Murie and i had quite the epic night. that sounds wrong...... they have blogged about it quite extensively and so if you want to know everything in detail go to their bloggs. In short we...graffiti ed my tree house, gave my dog beau lots of love, put flour on our faces, splattered tomato sauce everywhere and had to take a shower to get in out of our hair...wait no that was just me. We scared local store owners, roasted marshmallow, burned homework, were perverted,filmed a video that will be viewed at the most..10 times (if you are any of those ten people i apologize) and watched Indiana Jones (wait no that was just murie and i). I am uber excited because i am watching LOST tonight (the bestest show ever created) and i am dressing up as the island *woot*, i cant wait but also i can because after tonight i will not be able to watch lost for seven whole months. It is going to be a long seven months. However no i have to go and clean up from last night's cooking excursion before my parents cumbust at me. Farewell and KEEP NERDFIGHTING

Aliens and middle school natzist

I've been realizing that most of my blogs are about youtube. So i took a page out of Bridget dale (daisytree1 on youtube...i think) and went looking for weird news. I found pretty cool article about UFOs in Denver. The first thing i noticed about the article/video: the news lady's name: Kelly Sexton.ouch. poor Kelly middle school must have been just fantastic! Anyway apperently Jeff Peckman video taped an alien space ship flying over. I dont know why i even found this intesting enough to blog about but the prospect of an alien fly by might mildly effect our lives. Also my school is a dementor. As if school couldn't get any more miserable...you know with finals,500 trees worth of homework. And why do they even call it school when all they really do is shove information down our throats and if we barf it up BAM! summer school. Of course they throw in a few awkward activity nights in which the hilight of the night is (finally) getting to play foseball. Plus mother nature (up until now) has been PMSing so it dosent even feel like may. Every night i think to my self "why should i go to school tomorrow" this is usually on B days but some A days. And as i sit here on the couch watching a terrible tv movie i know, that this weekend will be one of those weekends. The ones where i start out tired and then end up tired. Also a total of 2 people read my blog so yeah...life is good

YouTube

I think that my commentary on Brotherhood 2.0 could not explain the awesome-ness that is Hank and John Green. Basically Hank and John are two brothers who communicated only in you tube videos for a year. Here are a few videos that give you a good idea of what BH2 is all about...

"Accio Deathly Hallows" Hank sings about DH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvvFiZyEyTA

Watch this episode or you will be a carcus fit for hounds (you need some ice for that burn?)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy1M5VHF3no&feature=PlayList&p=D11540E6F91A7FAB&index=0">


This video will answer some FAQs you might have. (john is right it is (AH-SEE-OH)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYskPILyQ-c&feature=PlayList&p=D11540E6F91A7FAB&index=1>

I vote putting the gremlin in the evil baby orphanage
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtATGzpTOFk&NR=1


ENJOY! more to come!

In which Alice gloats and is in awe of the wonder that is youtube

First off the gloating because that is more fun "PBJsfavgurls155 (3:14:51 PM): what should my next post b about
daisylady95 (3:15:00 PM): stassa
PBJsfavgurls155 (3:15:01 PM): for i find that u i r my only inspiration..

So, i have been very into video blogging lately...not like making video blogs myself but watching them. My recent fav...brotherhood 2.0 look it up on youtube, in the mean time i will be babysitting a child for an hour *sigh* i should not have answered the phone

KEEP NERDFIGHTING!

Convos about blogging with murie

daisylady95 (2:46:53 PM): update ur blog
PBJsfavgurls155 (2:46:58 PM): i wanna
PBJsfavgurls155 (2:47:05 PM): but i dk wat to write about
daisylady95 (2:47:20 PM): write about skittles
daisylady95 (2:47:32 PM): or a review for a movie that dosent exist
daisylady95 (2:47:44 PM): and credit me for these ideas
PBJsfavgurls155 (2:49:00 PM): i did give u credit or the dragon one, didn't i?
daisylady95 (2:49:08 PM): no u didnt
daisylady95 (2:49:29 PM): you kno wat u should do
daisylady95 (2:49:32 PM): for uf bff alice
daisylady95 (2:49:38 PM): u should burn her a cd
daisylady95 (2:49:50 PM): so that she dosent combust
PBJsfavgurls155 (2:50:26 PM): *sighs* murie do a blog! murie give me credit! murie burn me music!!!
PBJsfavgurls155 (2:50:32 PM): its a wonder that i don't combust!
daisylady95 (2:50:42 PM): okkkkk
daisylady95 (2:51:01 PM): just blog about ur annoying friend and fellow blogger alice
PBJsfavgurls155 (2:53:02 PM): no
PBJsfavgurls155 (2:53:10 PM): i totally gave u credit
daisylady95 (2:53:16 PM): u did?
daisylady95 (2:53:17 PM): o
PBJsfavgurls155 (2:53:18 PM): "ith little topics to write about, I turned to my faithful and ever supportive readers (turns out that I actually have two!) for inspiration. After much debate on what and what I should not put in my blog, we concluded that I should discuss what would happen if yours truly had a dragon. "
PBJsfavgurls155 (2:53:38 PM): with* is supposed to b the 1st wrod
daisylady95 (2:54:38 PM): yes but u didnt say "my beautiful,smart,cocky friend alice gratiously told me out of the goodness of her heart to write about _______"
PBJsfavgurls155 (2:55:22 PM): pft. close enough
daisylady95 (2:56:02 PM): all u have 2 do is copy and paste



















you can read her blog here:http://ttelligm.blogspot.com/

I feel very bloggy today....i am training my dear mother to not be quite so insane,you say when i put on a "groovy" song she begins to dance and snap to the beat, and then the song which i payed good money for will be ruined for me. SOOO the second she starts responding positively to my music i change the song. I am pleased to say that it works like a charm, now if she likes a song she must hide her enthusiasm. woww... am truly a teenager it fit most of the criteria, afraid to be seen with her parents,feeling as if she is fat, scarred for life by her mother's dancing. My poor father, he is the only boy.

DONT SLAP ME MURIE!!!!!!!!!

i kno i said i FELT fat however i did not say that i WAS fat, so there will be no need to slap yours truly

Hey Alice, how are you 2day?

I may very well go insane. Really. no one is on aim (murie,ritti,laura, this is you)
and i went to see an uber depressing movie w/ my rents and of course, (because the universe hates me) all the poprocks are there and i am looking uber cool w/my academic father and Louisiana obsessed mother. So i am running across the parking lot trying to avoid them but i oh-so-gracefully trip and fall over like an idiot. so yes my day was excellent. other than the fact that i have had the worst day ever created and my rents are anal and think i am depressed (well if not wanting to pour my entire heart out to my mother and then be seen with my parents publicly is depressed then i guess i am) However i have a remedy for my record heartbreakingly horrid day:loud music (deal with it rents!), heavy doses of GG (that could be gilmore girls or gossip girl, i love them both) LOST (preferably a sawyer episode...*smiles flirtatiously*) and a bubble bath..............also i feel fat today

Just to clarify...yes i am aware that peanut butter exists, i was bored, get over it

More on peanut butter

Also, Linus is planning to annoy the world to death with "peanut butter jelly time" song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8MDNFaGfT4

Peanut Butter fact or fiction?

You may be scoffing at this post title but think about it...
1.does peanut butter taste like peanuts? NO! it does not and anyone who has eaten peanuts would know that
2.Peanut butter was invented by Ben Luins a evil character on the popular show LOST and so anyone who is smart enough to watch lost would know that peanut butter is truly a dharma experiment meant to destroy people allergic to the mysterious substance
3. Ben also plans to destroy all the rats who resemble him by making this substance tempting to rats and then killing them in traps

that is all

urban dictionary

7. Alice

a particularly nice cheese sandwich "ymmm that was a nice alice"

why thank you urban dictionary...i really don't know if that was a complement or not

edward cullen
The hottest vampire to ever grace this earth! He has bronze hair, topaz eyes(they used to be green) and super pale skin(due to his being a vampire and all.) He has two sisters and two brothers, all adopted. He lives in Forks, Washington and loves Bella Swan.

He is better than Jake, because he isn't an insensitive jerk who forces himself on other unsuspecting girls who then break their hand trying to hit him in the face, and always will be.


ha ha well im not sure if this person knows that Edward is fictional however i agree with this person on Jake...grr don't even get me started on that jerk...as for bella, she has no personality

If i were the king of switzerland

If i were the king of Switzerland...
1. i would check to see if Switzerland has kings
2. i would tell bush that i dislike him
3. i would continue to stay neutral on wars
4. i wold make John Krasinski my queen
5. i would make harry potter required reading
6. and the office required watching
7. and pottercast required listing
8. and sammy's hair required touching (lol)
9. i would make murie stop iming me saying NOW!!
"PBJsfavgurls155 (8:36:43 PM): NOW
PBJsfavgurls155 (8:36:44 PM): NOW
PBJsfavgurls155 (8:36:45 PM): NOW
PBJsfavgurls155 (8:36:46 PM): NOW
PBJsfavgurls155 (8:36:47 PM): NOw
PBJsfavgurls155 (8:36:48 PM): NOW
PBJsfavgurls155 (8:36:49 PM): NOw
PBJsfavgurls155 (8:36:51 PM): NOW
PBJsfavgurls155 (8:36:52 PM): NOW
PBJsfavgurls155 (8:36:56 PM): NOw"
10. I would make make mixed berry yogert required tasting

thanks/blame can be sent to moo